As many of you now know, controversial Depression Quest developer Zoe Quinn has recently been outed for cheating on her boyfriend with five other guys, including her married boss Joshua Boggs: creator of FRAMED, Robin Arnott, and even Kotaku Writer Nathon Grayson, who…
Do you see this image?
Most of you will only see a funny photoshop from KYM about the Quinnspiracy scandal. But I see a story fitting for Warhammer 40 000. One of revenge, hope, bloodshed, betrayal and heartbreak.
The Dark Eldar, led by Wytch Champion Quinn, had ravaged entire planets through a vile series of rapes and manipulations, forcing the Imperial populations to be brainwashed and silenced, if not tortured for months to death. The Inquisition began to suggest that Exterminatus would be the only hope to stop the rampaging Dark Eldar from reaching Holy Terra. But one new of Space Marines, The Liebreakers, took on the task to save the population.
This impossible task would be lead by one of the most recent, but outstanding men to ever wear power armor.
Chapter Master Jonas Jafari!
Starting out as a regular Marine, he showed his worth to the Imperium and his undying loyalty to the common man and The Emperor, standing alone against a horde of retarded Orks, defeating them with a few words of power along with his familiar Jaques. Though he had to appoligise for making light of the conflict between Judael and Islastina, he had proven that he was more than enough to lead the new chapter.
Hearing of the Dark Eldar invasion during a meeting, he stood up and exclaimed “I AIIIIINT HAVING THAT SHIT!” and gathered his most trusted company, along with a couple of fellow allies for the counterattack.
Among the many Liebreaker Marines, a few stood out more than the others.
Battle-Brother Matt The Silent: Having tried to fight of the raid of Quinn by himself, he had his throat slit and tongue torn out by the Kotaku Squad, her most trusted servants and was left to die. He survived, now fueled with everlasting hatred for the Dark Eldar, smiting them without a single word. His guns will do all the talking he needs.
The Aristocrat Librarian: The greatest Librarian in the chapter. He was not the first to discover the corruption that the Quinn invasion was causing, but he was the one who was able to spread the word to hundreds of planets more than any other person, saving millions of guardsmen and curing thousands from the Eldar mindwashing. His psychic powers will be needed for such a battle.
Captain Quadro Chanus: The most experienced and strongest warrior in the chapter. A psychopath of epic proportions. His countless battles and impossible feats of bravery have secured uncountable victories for the Imperium. Most men and even many Space Marines know that it is suicide to get on his bad side, knowing how he alone has wrecked entire words when angered. Xenos, Chaos, heretics and even allies who are not careful enough. Nobody is safe from him. However, in recent times there has been some concern, with people wondering if he is showing the Dark Eldar sympathies due to having removed some documents about their crimes. His long list of achievements is the one thing that keeps him from being branded as a traitor. That and the fact that no sane person would ever bring these accusations to his face.
The Cynical Dreadnought: Once a traitor marine who was promised eternal orgies and power if he joined the Quinn raid. In the nick of time, right as he was about to accept the offer, a vision from The Emperor himself made him see how he was being lied to. Doing his best to fight them off, he was crippled and gutted, left for dead. He was found by fellow Marines who forgave his crimes and put him in a Dreadnought. Now, the only thing that can grant him pleasure is the dying screams of Dark Eldar.
Battle-Brother Redditus: A man who for the longest time has had the greatest of hatred towards the Dark Eldar and their manipulative tactics, long before Quinn came along. Yet, he was not one to become a Space Marine, enjoying his life of spreading the word of how the Eldar sympathizers would be betrayed by the Xenos in the end. That was until the Polygon Fleet came along and destroyed all of his precious works. You get one guess on how well he took this.
Having gathered all of the combatants, Jafari let out a mighty and hearty belch before telling his allies “Ok, real talk? Let’s fuck ‘em up!”. Rushing to their battleships, the made their way to the next targeted planet of the Quinn Raid. They witnessed how the population was ravaged by the Dark Eldar, being fed lies about “xenophobia”, “bigotry”, “ableism” and “human Privilige”. Jafari, Not able to stand this disrespect towards humanity, made the main battleship land upon the head of a Dark Eldar Commander before stepping out, starting the bloody defense for humanity.
The smaller ships, commanded by Flight Captain Pleb Starchest of the Imperial Guard, made precise strikes upon the enemy on the ground. Matt The Silent turned the Sociali Justicari Warriors into gore with his heavy bolter, not uttering a word from the carnage. The Aristocrat Librarion used his bolter and psyker powers in order to decimate the Banshees, blowing up their heads with his thoughts alone. The Cynical Dreadnought, refusing to allow his fellow Marines to fall to the same temptations that he did, wrecked the Tweeting Seducers, breaking them in his steel grip. From a distance, Redditus sniped the Quinn Psykers, picking them off one by one, avenging his ruined tomes. Quadro, witnessing one of his most hated foes, Philik The Man-Fisher, roared and laughed at the opportunity to butcher him with his bare hands as he mowed through hundreds of Eldar in order to reach him. Once he was close enough, he tore Philik to shreds, letting him suffer through all of it. Chapter Master Jafari was withstanding countless attacks from the Quinn soldiers that he slew without any difficulties, even taking mighty blows from the Wytch Champion herself without flinching, smiling through all of it with a victorious grin. Outside of this picture, Battle-Sister Draematica from the Sisters of Battle and Coolia Modus from The Blood Ravens took turns on raping Dobson The Blue in the ass and mouth, an aborted talking fetus of Tzeentch and Slaanesh that keeps smugly crying “JUST AS PLANNED” even when he had no plan at all going into the battle, being fucked to death painfully. The two rapists hated eachothers, but they hated daemons more.
The battle had a rocky start. At some early points it even looked as if the Dark elder might win as Quinns ships fired more powerful shots. But The Liebreakers fought on, turning the tide and sending thousands of Dark Eldar retreating.
But then Jafari heard something. Something he had not heard in years. A mind-scarring shout that he knew all too well, sending many marines to their knees: http://youtu.be/SW33qFi28d0?t=42s
Jafari could not believe it. He didn’t want to believe it. His disappeared friend, Hanson The Chinless, had returned, dressed in the armor of the Dark Eldar.
Jafari had for months heard rumors that Hanson had fallen victim to the Keeper of Secrets known as Sarkeesian, whispering her foul spells to the fellow Marines. He had heard rumors how he was worshipping Chaos and losing his faith in The Emperor. For the longest time, Jafari thought that it was all lies from jealous Marines and guardsmen. How could someone who was a partner of the Deathwatch member Spaz The Kid, a friend of the EXTREMLY xeno-hating Deathwatch champion Shaddai, be a traitor? But it was true. Jafari now knew that he had to slay his closest friend, the closest thing he has ever had to a brother. His fellow Grump.
Though The Chapter Master was still smiling, rushing towards Hanson with his powersword in the air, ready to slay the heretical xeno-lover with one fell swoop, his heart was breaking inside.
After a brutal fight between he two factions, with Dark Eldar gore and limbs coverin the entre planet, the Space Marines were victorous, driving back the remainin foes. Captain Qaudro held the head of Quinn in his hands as humaity cheered. Another victry for the Imperum of Man. On The Golden Throne , The Emperor shed a tear of joy.
Only one marine was no longer smiling. And that was the Chapter Master. Holding the broken and shattered corpse of his former friend, Hanson, he fell to his knees, the full impact of what he had done to save humanity having just hit him.
Jafari let out a cry of pure sorrow. One of a man who had slain his brother. One of a soldier who has been betrayed by his closest friend, his soulmate. One that echoed through the entire sector. One that brought tears to even the coldest of Inquisitors. One that would be remembered for millenia to come: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKc7f0k_g9w
So ended the greatest battle of The Liebreakers.
In The Grim Darkness of The Far Future…there is Only War.
I’m just going to share this with you guys.
Still going to defend Zoe Quinn now, assholes?
This is not about the fact that she cheated on her boyfriend with
56 guysThis is about the fact that she slept with Nathan Grayson, Joshua Boggs, and Robin Arnott, who have notable presence in the video game industry and have connections. This is about the fact that she…
Intresting…
Considering how many times that Anita has lied in the past and how she is affiliated with Zoe Quinn who simply LOVES damage controll and manipulation, there might be some truth to this.
Happening continues to continue: gamejournolist’s emails about zoe quinn leaked.
It’s already biblical.
Why #gamergate is important
Fun fact: Morgan Ramsay, founder of the Entertainment Media Counsel, did an objective study of how much of gaming journalism talks about sexism or social justice.
To do this, he downloaded 130,524 articles from 37 RSS feeds of 23 outlets, including The Escapist, Rock Paper Shotgun, CVG, Edge Online, Eurogamer, Gamasutra, Game Informer, GamePolitics, GamesBeat, GamesIndustry International, GameSpot, GamesRadar, IGN, IndieGames, Joystiq, Kotaku, Massively, MCV, NowGamer, PocketGamer.biz, Polygon, Shacknews and VG24/7, published over a period of twelve months. He then did a search on how often these games articles mentioned sexism, feminism, or misogyny.
The result? Over a period of one year, 0.41% of 130,524 articles referenced feminism, feminist, sexism, sexist, misogyny, and misogynist explicitly.
That’s less than half of one percent.
So next time you hear someone whining that “feminism is taking over video games journalism”, what they’re actually whining about is that feminism exists in video games journalism.
Though the ammount of feminism artices in game journalism is not as high as many belive, there is something more important to take into consideraton.
The bigger problem here is not the ammount of articles like these. The problem is the complete favoritism and bias these articles often contain where the other side (often Gamergate, non-feminists etc) is often completley missrepresented or even demonized trough lack of research or outright lies from the game journalists who have time and time again prove that they have either relationships (personal and/or economical) with the people they write positivly about in the articles or they have political agendas to push with these articles. The bigger problem is the outright hostility they give people who disagrees with them or their articles. Just look at how many of them treated TFYC and CH Sommers, fellow feminists, for not sharng the same views or being at odds with someone that they have relations with. The bigger problem is how tough these articles often mention how a few Gamegaters have harrased others unfairly, these articles outrght ignores if not encourages the far more plentiful and severe crimes that ther own supporters and fans (many who are Ani-GG) have done in their name, such as sending syrges to Milo, doxxing 13-year old trans-children or getting the creator of #notyourshield fired by sending threats to his employer. The bigger problem is how they many times insult their own customers eiter directly or throug the articles. The refusal to make fair repots on both sides, bringing up both the good and the bad, is the ACTUALL reason why people are upset. NOT because a few articles that are about feminism!
You also have to take into consideration that many times in these sites, the articles about feminism, sexism etc are more promoted and given higher importance than articles about games.
And that’s not even getting into how so many of these game journalists REFUSES to have an actuall discussion with the other side about these articles. Many don’t even allow comments. Some will even edit or outrigt remove comments that dissagree with them, even if it the comment was written in a civil, respectable and well-thought manner. In some cases, they or their supporters have even tried to shut down websites that tried to take the discussion elsewhere, such as when TheEscapist was DDosed by Anti-GG folks for having a Pro-GG forum up.
In the end, it does'nt matter if these Game Journos are feminist, communists, MRAs, Muslims, Nazis, Capialist, Enviromentalist, whatever. What matters is how the GJs are using these ideoligies to censor others, not take responsily for their own faults, be unethical with their profession, unfairly promote those they are in a relationship with and be corrupt wile claiming they represent/fight for the right side. It is the fact that the GJs are using it as a shield to deflect honest critisism, debate and discussion (one of the reasons why #notyourshield was born).
Sure, depending on what ideoligy they preach or follow, they will attract different assholes, but those who hate the GJs JUST because of their ideoligy (mostly sexists in the case of feminists) are a tiny minority who are CONSTANTLY called out by the Gamegate-peeps, unlike most of the extreme anti-GG-folks who are rarley called out by their own for their more heinous actions.
Another verision.
Might be true. Might be bullshit.
Either way, PAX-protesters: Keep your eyes open for any odd activity!
Anonymous asked:
thespectacularspider-girl answered:
Yeah, also heard the bullshit reasons she claimed for it.
I mean, you think if she had a leg to stand on in court and supposedly prove her critics wrong, she would have gone through with the case. But I guess she knew she had jack shit on him and didn’t want to end up like an even bigger idiot than that moron who got someone banned from the internet for disagreeing with her.
